Capitalist
Money Madness — detrimental, shocking or
unbelievable thinking and
behaviour influenced by money
Capitalist Money Madness
2008
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,650...Slave
labour if no capitalist employer wants to take you on 
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,649...Burglary
victims’ 13-hr 999 wait
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,648...Northern
Rock drives ‘whistle blower’ to brink of
suicide 
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,647...Peace
activist’s daughter killed during robbery 
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,646...Half
million dollars found in nappies
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,645...Lord
Ashcroft’s bank ‘diverted £5m aid for poor to
its own coffers’
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,644...Lush
paddy fields. So why can't farmer afford to feed his
family?
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,643...Stark-naked
terrified dad fights for life with knife-wielding raiders
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,642...£1m-a-year
gas chief tells hard-up families: ‘Just wear two
jumpers’
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,641...‘Fagin’
faces jail for recruiting schoolboy robbers
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,640...Baby
named after radio jocks in exchange for $100 worth of
petrol
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,639...We’ve
had 658 laptops stolen, MoD confesses
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,638...Guard
and 3 police officers interrogate girl who painted
fingernail
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,637...UK
budget deficit lurches to worst June figure on record
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,636...Mugged
for £1k bingo winnings
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,635...UK gas
bills ‘to top £1,000 a year’
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,634...Billionaire
shopping centre tycoon accused of tax evasion
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,633...Granny
fends off yobs with broom
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,632...Pensioner
killed saving his wife
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,631...Pakistani
investors stone stock exchange
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,630...Kilo of
cocaine discovered glued to woman’s head under a wig
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,629...Tea
leaves stealing tea leaves
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,628...Council
workers forced to walk out over pay
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,627...UK
jobless level increases again
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,626...Airline
will fly ‘empty planes’ to keep take-off slots
at Heathrow
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,625...Son
admits 70-year-old father's ‘bin murder’
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,624...38,000
customers card details stolen in web hack
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,623...Killers
of 2 homeless men for insurance get life without parole
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,622...Why was
a brain surgery patient turned away?
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,621...Zimbabwe
inflation soars to 2.2m%
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,620...Restaurants
creaming off millions of pounds of customers’ tips
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,619...Walkway
forced to close after £200k steel thieves strike
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,618...Nigerian
football conmen exposed
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,617...Phuket:
Floating gas station busted
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,616...Sam
Mugabe left skint when wages “vanished” in
banking system
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,615...Man
with fluorescent light bulb robs Brisbane service station
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,614...Landlord
finds cannabis factory in rented-out home
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,613...Armed
pirates board yacht and shoot and stab dog
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,612...President
George W Bush lobbyist in ‘cash for access’ row
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,611...End of
sandwich board “to improve the experience for
shoppers”
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,610...Energy
customers with estimated bills may be racking up big
debts
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,609...Children’s
entertainers hit with multi-million dollar Disney lawsuit
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,608...Woman
unconscious at the wheel gets parking fine
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,607...Police
say unclad robber had loot in undies
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,606...Gangs
increasingly using violence to steal valuable pets
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,605...Disabled
unable to work being wrongly denied incapacity benefit
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,604...Hospital
bosses clamp own ambulances. £50 fee to release them
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,603...Retired
police officer killed at home
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,602...Supermarkets
and tobacco firm are fined £173m for price fixing
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,601...Phuket:
Thaksin on graft charges
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,600...M&S
defends tax on bras bigger than a size DD
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,599...Cash-strapped
Labour auctions off game of tennis with Tony Blair
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,598...Young
mum robbed at home. Surveillance video stolen from police
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,597...Councils
shouldn’t be selling edited versions of electoral
rolls
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,596...Phuket:
Thailand’s rich get richer
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,595...Declining
fuel sales in US hit fund that pays to maintain highways
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,594...Subsidized
fuel bought in Mexico being hauled to US for sale
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,593...Increase
in puppy trafficking, says RSPCA
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,592...Grannies
on mobility scooters fight over money in a supermarket
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,591...Care
worker killed man for inheritance
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,590...£8k
stiffed from impotent ‘daddy’
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,589...Road
tax increase ‘will hit 9.4m’
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,588...Bandit
tours offered in Indian state
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,587...Bumbling
copper thief blows up vacant home
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,586...Cops
find their undercover car is stuffed with coke
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,585...Schoolgirl
stole thousands from friends at private boarding school
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,584...Thieves
steal supermarket chickens in credit crisis
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,583...Man
calls police to report theft of money he stole
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,582...Church’s
lead organ pipes stolen
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,581...Family
doctor loses £300,000 because of gambling addiction
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,580...Papua
New Guinea police will shoot robbers in police uniforms
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,579...Canadian
model killed in China “victim of botched
robbery”
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,578...Man
uses cheese grater in robbery
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,577...Three
15-year-olds killed “doing a runner” after
ordering kebabs
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,576...Woman
in Japan escapes robber with tea and chat
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,575...Norfolk
house valued at just £1
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,574...Faceless
people revealed as marketing stunt for new Lotus car
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,573...Two
security guards stabbed chasing shoplifters in Oxford
Street
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,572...UK’s
most spammed man is now an expert on Viagra
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,571...Rotting
cheese recycled in Italian food scam
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,570...High
Court rules Pringles are cakes or biscuits, not crisps
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,569...11,000
volt horror death for Leeds copper thief
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,568...Thief
escapes arrest by baring her breasts
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,567...Seaman
in jail
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,566...Expenses
reform rebel minister made £200,000 from flat
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,565...Abramovich
admits paying out billions on political favours
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,564...OAP’s
suicide bid after being hounded for £6,600 he
didn’t owe
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,563...Hammer
raid hell for 93-year-old widow
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,562...Man
faked heart attack when dinner bill arrived
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,561...Robbers
‘tortured French students for bank details’
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,560...Man
didn’t have enough dough for a breadmaker
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,559...Once
the world’s fastest man, pleads guilty to
distributing heroin
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,558...MPs’
rejection of tough expenses rules ‘harms trust’
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,557...Goo-goo-ga-gun:
Mom packs heat in baby’s stroller
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,556...Man
robs, then hugs, victim
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,555...Clampers
want £125 release fee. Plus £100 for saying “Fuck
you!”
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,554...London
Mayor looks into alleged financial misconduct by deputy
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,553...£31,500
mobile phone bill after downloading Prison Break
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,552...Good
news on house prices — negative equity claims the
Blairs 
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,551...YouTube
ordered to hand over everyone’s IP address
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,550...After
years working for free, Down’s man must PAY to wash
dishes
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,549...Man
found guilty of killing wife with antifreeze
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,548...UK car
insurance fraud runs at £5m a week
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,547...Bullock
on cliff 3 days as officials argue over £7,500 to rescue
it
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,546...Czech
foreign exchanges value Scots £10 notes at less than
English
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,545...Credit
crunch, non-doms, sub-prime and boiler room enter OED
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,544...Virgin
Media Warning letters to ‘file-sharers’
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,543...“Use
a red pen or stamp to ‘de-God’ all of your
paper money”
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,542...Phuket:
Busted ‘Ice Boy’ spills the beans
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,541...Telly
Savalas arrested
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,540...“It’s
sad when people are selling their bodies for gas”
Capitalist Money Madness™®©
#5,008,539...£13,400
needed a year before tax for minimum standard of living