Icelanders take to the streets — CMM™®© #5,009,477

Man kills 12-year-old trick-or-treater he thought was robber — CMM™®© #5,009,476

Dumb and dumber? Man tricks intruders — CMM™®© #5,009,475

Daughter beat and strangled mother when she refused to give her money — CMM™®© #5,009,474

Do you want fruit and veg that’s poisonous, or double, triple the price? — CMM™®© #5,009,473

New York policeman ‘was part of cocaine robbery crew’ — CMM™®© #5,009,472

Crime involving lookalike toy guns on rise — CMM™®© #5,009,471

Life in prison... for shoplifting — CMM™®© #5,009,470

Kazakhstan issues a diamond-inlaid credit card for the wealthy — CMM™®© #5,009,469

Toxic melamine is being routinely added to Chinese animal feed — CMM™®© #5,009,468

Graffiti artist reverses falling property prices — CMM™®© #5,009,467

Warning over UK pension scheme funds — CMM™®© #5,009,466

Thieves raid home after seeing them head for hospital in ambulance — CMM™®© #5,009,465

Man and youth charged with murder in Rugby — CMM™®© #5,009,464

Man killed and burned in fire pit over inheritance dispute — CMM™®© #5,009,463

Pensioner thwarts sledgehammer-wielding London raider — CMM™®© #5,009,462

Former Salvation Army captain sentenced for stealing cash — CMM™®© #5,009,461

Former Home Secretary Michael Howard’s cousin ‘given £400,000 bribe’ — CMM™®© #5,009,460

Man to get Dick-A-Dum-Dum in prison after Des O’Connor fraud — CMM™®© #5,009,459

Armed robber holds up same bank 3 years in a row ‘to pay for Christmas’ — CMM™®© #5,009,458

Robbery victim shot in face saved by his nose — CMM™®© #5,009,457

The rich can pay to avoid being stuck in traffic jams — CMM™®© #5,009,456

BT staff met call-answering targets by phoning each other — CMM™®© #5,009,455

Brave pensioner ‘frightened to death’ by shotgun-armed raiders — CMM™®© #5,009,454

More children to get classes in managing money. More Balls — CMM™®© #5,009,453

Senior police officer found dead after arrest for shoplifting — CMM™®© #5,009,452

Carer thief nabbed by cameras — CMM™®© #5,009,451

Disgruntled call centre worker played ‘revenge prank’ — CMM™®© #5,009,450

Goldman Sachs hands out £7bn for salaries and bonuses after £6bn bail-out — CMM™®© #5,009,449

Government agency pays £30,000 for ‘All but identical’ logo — CMM™®© #5,009,448

Grants for ‘middle-income’ students to be cut — CMM™®© #5,009,447

Robbers poured boiling water on 64-year-old man’s testicles — CMM™®© #5,009,446

Repossession number up in the UK by 71% — CMM™®© #5,009,445

Traders at the Kuwait stock exchange walk out. Again — CMM™®© #5,009,444

Robbery ends in bizarre death of suspect — CMM™®© #5,009,443

Cheap cocaine — 10% pure, 90% carcinogenic painkiller — CMM™®© #5,009,442

How to insult Donald Trump: call him a “mere millionaire” — CMM™®© #5,009,441

Stock market trader suspected of setting fire to his repossessed home — CMM™®© #5,009,440

OAP dies after burglars gag her with duct tape — CMM™®© #5,009,439

Rape victims have to pay premium rate line charges to get help — CMM™®© #5,009,438

Elderly do-gooder tied up and robbed — CMM™®© #5,009,437

Cookie bandit strikes again — CMM™®© #5,009,436

Brown wants China and oil-rich gulf states to bail out bankrupt countries — CMM™®© #5,009,435

Explosives charge soldiers jailed “and the motive was money” — CMM™®© #5,009,434

Blind man tells of robbery terror — CMM™®© #5,009,433

Young newsreader dies after beating — CMM™®© #5,009,432

More women selling their eggs — CMM™®© #5,009,431

UK pension pot slashed in value — CMM™®© #5,009,430

Argos card charges 222.7% interest — CMM™®© #5,009,429

Olympic athletes sell pixels of themselves to raise funds — CMM™®© #5,009,428

Horses fall victim to unstable times — CMM™®© #5,009,427

Prize scam victims tricked into money laundering — CMM™®© #5,009,426

The Sordid Tale of ‘Angolagate’: France’s biggest ever bribery scandal — CMM™®© #5,009,425

People in UK unable to pay credit card bills have homes seized by banks — CMM™®© #5,009,424

Bank made 170 calls to OAP over £75 debt — CMM™®© #5,009,423

Tories face call to repay Rothschild £1m loan — CMM™®© #5,009,422

Motive for dairy farmer’s murder in Ireland was robbery — CMM™®© #5,009,421

House of Commons chairs are ‘stolen to order as souvenirs’ — CMM™®© #5,009,420

Pay rises and Christmas parties cancelled as companies cut costs — CMM™®© #5,009,419

Cinema manager shot by a masked man during robbery attempt — CMM™®© #5,009,418

Royal Marine stole medals worth £25,000 and sold them on ebay — CMM™®© #5,009,417

Crooks cut their own car brake lights in ‘crash for cash’ scam — CMM™®© #5,009,416

Woman shot dead by police marksman in hostage drama — CMM™®© #5,009,415

Bank robber made his getaway in style — CMM™®© #5,009,414

Conman charmed woman out of £10,000 before faking his own death — CMM™®© #5,009,413

Hopes of man’s sausage being named the best in Britain, dashed — CMM™®© #5,009,412

Twenty police officers trained to taste fake olive oil — CMM™®© #5,009,411

Cosa Nostra mafia seek identity of £81m lottery winner — CMM™®© #5,009,410

Hedge Fund turmoil is hitting millions of savers — CMM™®© #5,009,409

No rest for the dead at foreclosed funeral home — CMM™®© #5,009,408

Man tells police he was ripped off when he bought ‘grass’ — CMM™®© #5,009,407

Mafia gang send donkey head as threat — CMM™®© #5,009,406

New map reveals Britain’s 20 worst postcodes for burglaries — CMM™®© #5,009,405

Boozer in ‘cancer’ con — CMM™®© #5,009,404

Dead people sent 60 million items of junk mail — CMM™®© #5,009,403

A thousand dollars worth of effort among the dung — CMM™®© #5,009,402

Woman’s ear sliced for £10 debt — CMM™®© #5,009,401

Man has thumb chopped off while robbing alleged brothel — CMM™®© #5,009,400

Man sued for libel over negative feedback comments on eBay — CMM™®© #5,009,399

Hercules crew died because getting the money meant someone being “shot down” — CMM™®© #5,009,398

Stop the decline of public toilets, say MPs. Piss off, say councils — CMM™®© #5,009,397

Gas producers plan Opec-style cartel — CMM™®© #5,009,396

Many gas and electricity customers being ripped off — CMM™®© #5,009,395

Bank bailout boss tells staff: you’ll still get bonuses — CMM™®© #5,009,394

UK government debt amounts to £76,000 per household (£96K inc banking bailout) — CMM™®© #5,009,393

Credit crunch prompts scientists to create world’s most relaxing room — CMM™®© #5,009,392

Former Thai Prime Minister, sentenced to jail in absentia — CMM™®© #5,009,391

Alleged shoplifter runs into sliding glass door. Then a cement post — CMM™®© #5,009,390

KATV Channel 7 Anne Pressly suffers brutal attack at home — CMM™®© #5,009,389

Bad economy leads to robberies — CMM™®© #5,009,388

The government wants consumers to use more dollar coins — CMM™®© #5,009,387

Lapdancer found guilty of benefits fraud — CMM™®© #5,009,386

UK borrowing hits 60-year high — and that’s before the recession — CMM™®© #5,009,385

French president’s bank account raided in internet scam — CMM™®© #5,009,384

Schools bribing pupils to cut truancy — CMM™®© #5,009,383

UK poorest ‘living shorter lives’ — CMM™®© #5,009,382

Bogus MI5 officer got engaged to 3 women at same time to fleece them — CMM™®© #5,009,381

Man killed in robbery and fire at driver recruitment agency in Wales — CMM™®© #5,009,380

Man’s home burgled while he’s at wife’s funeral — CMM™®© #5,009,379

Alistair Darling will try and spend his way out of recession — CMM™®© #5,009,378

Britain faces crisis as negative equity to reach 2 million — CMM™®© #5,009,377

How sick! GPs paid bonus to NOT send you to hospital — CMM™®© #5,009,376

82 of 84 flats repossessed at luxury Hill House on banks of the Thames — CMM™®© #5,009,375

Jamaica puzzled by theft of beach — CMM™®© #5,009,374

Energy companies get extra profits from inaccurate estimated bills — CMM™®© #5,009,373

Britain’s capitalist economy can’t exploit migrants, so they can’t come in — CMM™®© #5,009,372

Retired GP, 92, beaten in bed — CMM™®© #5,009,371

Afghanistan launches own Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? — CMM™®© #5,009,370

The depression’s most innocent victims: mimes! — CMM™®© #5,009,369

Gazza to be made bankrupt — CMM™®© #5,009,368

China to ‘bail-out’ near bankrupt Pakistan — CMM™®© #5,009,367

Face of ‘nasty’ attack suspect — CMM™®© #5,009,366

The Government’s bank, Northern Rock, seizes 11 homes a week — CMM™®© #5,009,365

Profit-scandal toxic melamine found in sex toy food — CMM™®© #5,009,364

Phone company send woman 122 unwanted pornographic texts and demand payment — CMM™®© #5,009,363

Suspected robber nabbed by stolen cell phone — CMM™®© #5,009,362

National forests and parks being polluted by Mexican marijuana cartels — CMM™®© #5,009,361

Around 2,000 workers protest after Chinese toy factory goes bust — CMM™®© #5,009,360

Fights as 3,000 hit Currys sale — CMM™®© #5,009,359

Google drops ethics to make profits by allowing gambling adverts — CMM™®© #5,009,358

Doing business with Britain risks getting entangled in corruption — CMM™®© #5,009,357

Florida high school student stabs classmate over $4 — CMM™®© #5,009,356

Two sisters charged with stealing from third sister in hospital — CMM™®© #5,009,355

Watchdog that monitors government spending has £10m in Iceland’s banks — CMM™®© #5,009,354

“I paid my tax and all I got was this lousy wall” — CMM™®© #5,009,353

Mum jailed over money for fake kids. Bankers bailed out for fake accounts — CMM™®© #5,009,352

Magician says his vitual beer idea for iPhone has been pinched — CMM™®© #5,009,351

Father has his home burgled as doctors battle to save his life — CMM™®© #5,009,350

Navy officer accused of bilking government out of $331K — CMM™®© #5,009,349

Jobless rise highest for 17 years — CMM™®© #5,009,348

Supergran, 68, gives handbag thieves a real run for their money — CMM™®© #5,009,347

Robbery turns fatal when bus plunge kills nine footballers — CMM™®© #5,009,346

Pensioner rammed and robbed by cyclist — CMM™®© #5,009,345

Ramsgate bank robbers escape in a Bentley — CMM™®© #5,009,344

The “Hello Grandma” scam — CMM™®© #5,009,343

Daughter of 84-year-old woman ‘cashed welfare cheques’ after barbecueing her — CMM™®© #5,009,342

Burglar guessed PIN numbers 50 times to get money from bank cards — CMM™®© #5,009,341

Lifeboat crews fear they could be hit by a 600% increase in radio fees — CMM™®© #5,009,340

‘King of Viagra’ faces jail over fake pills — CMM™®© #5,009,339

Tortured into revealing PIN number, and murdered, for £1400 — CMM™®© #5,009,338

Absolut Vodka sues Absolute Radio. It’s Absolut Madness™®© — CMM™®© #5,009,337

Thieves warned against eating lethal loot — CMM™®© #5,009,336

Fuel thieves target school twice — CMM™®© #5,009,335

Retirement cost to hit £1 million for those over 100 — CMM™®© #5,009,334

Widow switches off all power in protest at crazy energy bills — CMM™®© #5,009,333

Good Samaritan threatened over whip-round for pensioner’s £115 penalty fare — CMM™®© #5,009,332

NHS dentists accused of unnecessary check-ups — CMM™®© #5,009,331

Beckham housekeepers arrested for ‘stealing and selling items on eBay’ — CMM™®© #5,009,330

Tony “I’m a pretty straight sort of guy” Blair was a lying scumbag — CMM™®© #5,009,329

Bodies of the dead not being buried in UK “for financial reasons” — CMM™®© #5,009,328

“Meter cheaters” put their families’ lives at risk to save money — CMM™®© #5,009,327

Mandelson gave trade concessions to Russian billionaire who entertained him — CMM™®© #5,009,326

Five top Lehman execs got $100m three days before bank went bankrupt — CMM™®© #5,009,325

12-year-old Lagos girl gunned down during bank robbery — CMM™®© #5,009,324

San Diego man tucks 6 lobsters into his pants — CMM™®© #5,009,323

Councillors claim expenses for walking — CMM™®© #5,009,322

How do you live without a bank account? — CMM™®© #5,009,321

£2.7 trillion wiped off global value of shares as confidence collapses — CMM™®© #5,009,320

Millions of people being encouraged to take too much risk with pensions — CMM™®© #5,009,319

Man who can’t afford to sod the lawn says sod the lawn, and goes to jail — CMM™®© #5,009,318

The baby-faced bank robber — CMM™®© #5,009,317

Swedish couple murdered in Tobago — CMM™®© #5,009,316

FTSE 100 slumps to worst week ever — CMM™®© #5,009,315

Council charged mum extra £72 to bury her daughter in a lunch break — CMM™®© #5,009,314

Charities’ fear over failed banks — CMM™®© #5,009,313

Cheap tobacco from smugglers ‘causes 4,000 deaths a year’ — CMM™®© #5,009,312

James Bond’s £80,000 golden gun stolen from Elstree Studios — CMM™®© #5,009,311

Pension data was on stolen laptop — CMM™®© #5,009,310

Police car called to armed robbery gets a parking fine — CMM™®© #5,009,309

Michigan robber gives victim $30 — CMM™®© #5,009,308

Phuket: Province launches mobile “anti-poverty” clinic — CMM™®© #5,009,307

U.K. used anti-terrorism law to seize Icelandic bank assets — CMM™®© #5,009,306

Sex toy shop looted — CMM™®© #5,009,305

Fatcat Barclays bankers jet off to Italy for lavish £500,000 banquet — CMM™®© #5,009,304

Dinner lady ‘killed herself in freezer over £400 debt’ — CMM™®© #5,009,303

Robbery by blue bunny and gun-toting accomplice backfires — CMM™®© #5,009,302

UK unemployment set to rise significantly over the coming months — CMM™®© #5,009,301

Barcelona restaurant offers credit crunch lunch for 1 euro — CMM™®© #5,009,300

Fight erupts in line for $2.88 petrol — CMM™®© #5,009,299

Woman found guilty of selling fruit and veg in pounds and ounces — CMM™®© #5,009,298

British banks rated less sound than Botswana’s — CMM™®© #5,009,297

Phuket: Man arrested for Nanai Rd murder — CMM™®© #5,009,296

Politician ran up massive bill consulting fortune tellers — CMM™®© #5,009,295

Gordon Brown unveils ultimately futile £500bn rescue package for banks — CMM™®© #5,009,294

Gordon futiley vows to sue Iceland’s government to get savers’ money back — CMM™®© #5,009,293

Millions of pounds of councils’ cash at threat from Icelandic banks collapse — CMM™®© #5,009,292

Seperated couple saw home in half as divorce lawyers are too expensive — CMM™®© #5,009,291

Woman to hang for temple slayings — CMM™®© #5,009,290

Killed in her own home after shouting “Where is the money?” — CMM™®© #5,009,289

Man who must pay child support says he was asleep when woman had sex — CMM™®© #5,009,288

Top executives of failed insurance giant enjoy spending bailout money — CMM™®© #5,009,287

Name and date of birth tattooed on man’s neck help police find him — CMM™®© #5,009,286

Financier kills his family and himself after losing fortune — CMM™®© #5,009,285

Can’t pay the rent? The landlord will put up a “Rent dodger” sign — CMM™®© #5,009,284

Disgraced head of Lehman Brothers got $300 million and punch in the face — CMM™®© #5,009,283

Dyscalculiac threatening to take Tesco to court for discrimination — CMM™®© #5,009,282

Teacher stripped 12-year-olds down to their bra and panties — CMM™®© #5,009,281

UK stock market suffers its worst fall in history — CMM™®© #5,009,280

Fabulously wealthy pope says forget money and turn to god — CMM™®© #5,009,279

Abramovich builds £200m super-yacht half the size of the Bismarck — CMM™®© #5,009,278

Growing number of firms at risk of going bust, warns Bank of England — CMM™®© #5,009,277

Kids taken into care after mum and partner accused of cocaine smuggling — CMM™®© #5,009,276

Phuket: Newspaper shut down for 2 months after publishing child labour picture — CMM™®© #5,009,275

Capitalism’s in crisis, but Labour will borrow £12bn to spy on every email and call — CMM™®© #5,009,274

Man buys “STOWLN” number plate. Then has his $17,000 car stowln — CMM™®© #5,009,273

Another major European bank on brink of collapse — CMM™®© #5,009,272

NHS cutbacks see thousands more patients admitted as emergency cases — CMM™®© #5,009,271

Mother found guilty of prostituting her daughter — CMM™®© #5,009,270

Shoppers on Reykjavik’s high street can only window shop — CMM™®© #5,009,269

What must a 90-year-old woman do to avoid eviction? Shoot herself — CMM™®© #5,009,268

Money fight over long-lost semi-nude pictures of Marilyn Monroe — CMM™®© #5,009,267

Hollywood stars were paid thousands to promote smoking — CMM™®© #5,009,266

Millionaire rock stars launch performers’ union — CMM™®© #5,009,265

Stressed Japanese turn to intravenous drip — CMM™®© #5,009,264

Fraudster’s ‘pop star’ lifestyle from proceeds of multi-million VAT scam — CMM™®© #5,009,263

J. K. Rowling makes £5 every second (£3 million a week) — CMM™®© #5,009,262

My life could be destroyed says boss who paraded alleged thief — CMM™®© #5,009,261

Police in Italy call in crack troops after declaring war on Mafia — CMM™®© #5,009,260

Is your prawn cocktail toxic? — CMM™®© #5,009,259

‘Toxic’ biscuits in British shops — CMM™®© #5,009,258

Brussels is the burglary capital of the EU — CMM™®© #5,009,257

Two-day-old girl killed by father “to save her” — CMM™®© #5,009,256

60 million letters sent to dead people in avalanche of junk mail — CMM™®© #5,009,255

Ged do da bailout chop-pa! — CMM™®© #5,009,254

£100worth of grub taken by men wearing cartoon stripey jumpers — CMM™®© #5,009,253

Final seconds of robber with gun before he is shot by police sniper — CMM™®© #5,009,252

‘Respected’ banker stole £200,000 — CMM™®© #5,009,251

British banks being nationalised by stealth — CMM™®© #5,009,250

Museum thief impaled on spiky fence — CMM™®© #5,009,249

Poet dead for 200 years sent reminders to pay TV and radio licence fee — CMM™®© #5,009,248

£150 fine... for staying too long at the KFC — CMM™®© #5,009,247

Policeman ‘stole a winning betting slip from a dead man’ — CMM™®© #5,009,246

Million more suffer fuel poverty — CMM™®© #5,009,245

Man running from robber killed by passing car — CMM™®© #5,009,244

Police nab suspected Bank Whisperer after standoff — CMM™®© #5,009,243

ITV testing plan for unavoidable “pop-up” adverts DURING programmes — CMM™®© #5,009,242

ITV testing plan for unavoidable “pop-up” adverts DURING programmes — CMM™®© #5,009,241

Man’s false teeth catch murder bullet — CMM™®© #5,009,240

Bank robbed twice on same day by “Hard Hat Bandit” and “Chatty Bandit” — CMM™®© #5,009,239

Is bra-stored money a bribe? Only a lingerie model knows — CMM™®© #5,009,238

Publican in coffin hunger strike — CMM™®© #5,009,237

Naked bank robbery suspect dies after stun gun use — CMM™®© #5,009,236

FBI says they’ve arrested Bank Robber Bob — CMM™®© #5,009,235

“This man was just a one-man crime spree” — CMM™®© #5,009,234

Website to stop receiving telemarketing calls crashes due to demand — CMM™®© #5,009,233

Did inner-tube robber use Craigslist in heist? — CMM™®© #5,009,232

Shop staff fend off sword thug — CMM™®© #5,009,231

Con artist admits £2m fraud spree — CMM™®© #5,009,230

Top cops nicked for ‘stealing’ M&S wine — CMM™®© #5,009,229

Britons forced to dip into savings for first time since 1958 — CMM™®© #5,009,228

Phuket: Chalong cops nab snatch-and-run bandit — CMM™®© #5,009,227

Sacked man throttled ex-colleague — CMM™®© #5,009,226

Doctored milk kills thousands of children. China? No. New York — CMM™®© #5,009,225

Ant and Dec sued by Ant — CMM™®© #5,009,224

Miracle of knife victim stabbed in the head — CMM™®© #5,009,223

Armed robbers forced to leave cash because getaway car too small — CMM™®© #5,009,222

Taxes could get sky-high with aerial technology — CMM™®© #5,009,221

16-year-old boy used a knife to cut a woman’s throat for $6 — CMM™®© #5,009,220

Wet Italian town imposes ‘rain tax’ — CMM™®© #5,009,219

Millions of UK young in poverty — CMM™®© #5,009,218

Phuket: Muggings in Rawai continue — CMM™®© #5,009,217

Sumo wrestler “forcibly handed money to fight unfair bouts” — CMM™®© #5,009,216

Cadbury withdraws China chocolate on melamine concern — CMM™®© #5,009,215

5 women — 4 wearing suspenders without shirts or bras — rob smiling man — CMM™®© #5,009,214

Landlord ‘used dead cats to drive out tenants’ — CMM™®© #5,009,213

Police take lorry load of computer games from thieves. Thieves take it back — CMM™®© #5,009,212

Boss hangs “Thief” sign on worker and marches him to police station — CMM™®© #5,009,211

Post Office customers are queuing longer — CMM™®© #5,009,210

Tories receiving hundreds of thousands of pounds from hedge fund managers — CMM™®© #5,009,209

Treasury to nationalise B&B bank — CMM™®© #5,009,208

Woman produces numerous items from her Bridget Jones pants — CMM™®© #5,009,207

Minimum wage “boost” of a massive 21p per hour. Hoo-fucking-ray! — CMM™®© #5,009,206

Wealthy landowners given £1.5bn in European Union subsidies — CMM™®© #5,009,205

Student with £40,000 debts killed herself after being hounded by bailiffs — CMM™®© #5,009,204

Sixty-three raids on Mohamed Ally’s store — CMM™®© #5,009,203

Credit crunch banker leaps to his death in front of express train — CMM™®© #5,009,202

Cell phone bills keep coming after woman’s death — CMM™®© #5,009,201

Grandmother smuggled £1m cocaine in mobility car — CMM™®© #5,009,200

Loyalists and republicans cast politics aside, to profit — CMM™®© #5,009,199

Elderly woman’s 220lb of junk mail after replying to a letter — CMM™®© #5,009,198

David Cameron has ended the class war, Tories claim — CMM™®© #5,009,197

Secretary of the Treasury on bended knee for greedy pigs to be fed — CMM™®© #5,009,196

Lawmaker wants to give $1000 to any poor woman who agrees to be sterilised — CMM™®© #5,009,195

Vicar is sleeping in the tower of his church to stop thieves — CMM™®© #5,009,194

Eight-year-old ‘is serial robber’ — CMM™®© #5,009,193

Barclaycard fined for nuisance phone calls — CMM™®© #5,009,192

World’s sixth richest man, is suing world’s fifth richest man — CMM™®© #5,009,191

Dentist retrieves unpaid work from patient’s mouth — CMM™®© #5,009,190

300 migrants packed into small fishing boat in search of a better life — CMM™®© #5,009,189

Man wanted his money back after egg timer went off before he could — CMM™®© #5,009,188

Behold the million pound note, that Gregory Peck lost — CMM™®© #5,009,187

GPs feel under too much pressure to use cheaper drugs — CMM™®© #5,009,186

Woman sold fake Diana autographs — CMM™®© #5,009,185

FBI to probe Fannie — CMM™®© #5,009,184

Would-be robber in a cape, scream mask and surgical gloves — CMM™®© #5,009,183

Woman burns down own home in dispute over rent. Her name’s Shillingsworth — CMM™®© #5,009,182

Kiltmakers bid to protect craft from cheap imitations — CMM™®© #5,009,181

Americans will continue drinking toxic water due to the cost of cleaning it — CMM™®© #5,009,180

Tesco stop selling Chinese sweets with tasty melamine — CMM™®© #5,009,179

“My dad must pay £45,000 for his cancer drug or that’s it — game over” — CMM™®© #5,009,178

Black farmer quizzed by police three times on suspicion of stealing — CMM™®© #5,009,177

Sarah Palin’s Alaskan town charged rape victims for examinations — CMM™®© #5,009,176

Panhandler accused of shooting disabled man who refused to give money — CMM™®© #5,009,175

Former Met officer jailed over credit card fraud — CMM™®© #5,009,174

Laid-off workers beat the local chief executive to death — CMM™®© #5,009,173

The 10 most bungled robberies ever — CMM™®© #5,009,172

Stabbed priest asked to turn the other cheek — CMM™®© #5,009,171

More than 30 million fake one pound coins in circulation — CMM™®© #5,009,170

Fortune seekers flocked to a mystery beachside blob — CMM™®© #5,009,169

Pensioners lose hundreds of millions in benefit rule change — CMM™®© #5,009,168

Brown’s £1bn insulation plan another “classic piece of government spin” — CMM™®© #5,009,167

Council forced to pay £1.6m to property speculators for scrap of land — CMM™®© #5,009,166

Backpacker died in a hail of bullets in a Buenos Aires street — CMM™®© #5,009,165

Chippy batters traffic wardens — CMM™®© #5,009,164

5’11” armed bank robber made his getaway on little child’s bicycle — CMM™®© #5,009,163

Take That’s former drummer jailed for holding up bank – with music stand — CMM™®© #5,009,162

Customer helps stop robbery with hot coffee — CMM™®© #5,009,161

Taxpayers in Britain face up to 5p in the pound in extra taxes — CMM™®© #5,009,160

Dying woman spent last days fighting for cancer drugs — CMM™®© #5,009,159

Man survives 10 months without using cash after making drunken bet — CMM™®© #5,009,158

Cocaine submarines travelling between Colombia and the United States — CMM™®© #5,009,157

Argument between friends over $10 loan ends with a punch — CMM™®© #5,009,156

Burnley sees ‘rasher’ of thefts of bacon — CMM™®© #5,009,155

‘Rip-off’ helpline charges £1.50 a minute for child benefit advice — CMM™®© #5,009,154

Meth packaged in porcelain dolls, police say — CMM™®© #5,009,153

Motorists demand return of fines after massive traffic lights scam — CMM™®© #5,009,152

Industrial chemical now detected in regular milk, yoghurt and ice cream — CMM™®© #5,009,151

Brighton and Hove impose pushchair parking fee for parents — CMM™®© #5,009,150

Labour MP faces sleaze inquiry over bid to sway judge — CMM™®© #5,009,149

XL passengers stranded as empty planes flown home — CMM™®© #5,009,148

Blind masseurs jump from bridge — CMM™®© #5,009,147

Man in upside down cost protest. His surname’s Crossman — CMM™®© #5,009,146

Actor wanted $20 per mobile phone photo from fan. Fan refuses. Gets ‘run over’ — CMM™®© #5,009,145

Bill Gates king of US rich list again. Hoo-fucking-rah — CMM™®© #5,009,144

Italian prostitutes to dress as nuns — CMM™®© #5,009,143

Woman summoned to court over 63-Cents in child support — CMM™®© #5,009,142

Man killed while trying to steal copper cable carrying 11,000 volts — CMM™®© #5,009,141

Now China says 22 companies sold baby milk with toxic chemical to boost profits — CMM™®© #5,009,140

Burglar trapped in museum air duct tells police he was there to defuse a nuke — CMM™®© #5,009,139

Smugglers build underwater vodka pipeline from Russia to Europe — CMM™®© #5,009,138

Have an ORG45M for £150,000 or a PEN15 for £99,995 — CMM™®© #5,009,137

Millions of nickels spill on I-95 in fatal crash — CMM™®© #5,009,136

Armed robbers shoot guard and shopper at Tesco — CMM™®© #5,009,135

UK unemployment total rises again — CMM™®© #5,009,134

Phuket: Motorcycle taxi driver ‘gunned down rival from a competing queue’ — CMM™®© #5,009,133

Terminally-ill XL holidaymaker stranded in Egypt, threatened with arrest — CMM™®© #5,009,132

Women face Jamaica court over ‘plot to smuggle cocaine in wigs’ — CMM™®© #5,009,131

“I can’t wait to see who’s going to pull out the money to have me” — CMM™®© #5,009,130

Burglar gets away with jewelery, DVDs and black bag of sex toys — CMM™®© #5,009,129

Lewes Pound producers criticise ebay sales for profit... then sell them for £5 — CMM™®© #5,009,128

‘Robin Hood’ bank manager stole £7m from rich clients to give to needy ones — CMM™®© #5,009,127

Police ‘spot ex-cop in bookie raid’ — CMM™®© #5,009,126

Anti-terror laws used to spy on unauthorised punt hiring. Nosey punts — CMM™®© #5,009,125

German man protests legal fine by paying 62 kilos in coins — CMM™®© #5,009,124

23 Killed caused by stampede for Ramadan cash hand-out — CMM™®© #5,009,123

Woman in 14 children benefit scam — CMM™®© #5,009,122

Costly warning system could have prevented California train crash — CMM™®© #5,009,121

2012 ‘scam’ dupes foreign workers — CMM™®© #5,009,120

Double murder for Rs 12 lakh of jewellery and Rs 4 lakh cash — CMM™®© #5,009,119

David Cameron and biographical book writer “in cahoots” over shared profits — CMM™®© #5,009,118

Baby milk deliberately contaminated with melamine to boost profits for producers — CMM™®© #5,009,117

Photo of Cameron cradling his baby used by his wife’s company to sell xmas cards — CMM™®© #5,009,116

Mafia’s car-boot bread is poisoning Naples. Bada bing, cancer boom — CMM™®© #5,009,115

Lord Ashcroft exploits loophole to fund Tories from Belize tax haven — CMM™®© #5,009,114

NHS’s refusal to fund cancer treatment costs mother £21,000 — CMM™®© #5,009,113

My ‘dead’ husband’s in Cyprus with a mountain of cash says angry wife — CMM™®© #5,009,112

Thieves rip parking ticket machine out of the ground — CMM™®© #5,009,111

Homeless get handouts of $2,000 and bottles of Dom Perignon in Beverly Hills — CMM™®© #5,009,110

Stranded Britons face extra bill — CMM™®© #5,009,109

Thieves make off with live power line — CMM™®© #5,009,108

Minister says put yourselves further in debt to improve your home insulation — CMM™®© #5,009,107

Noel Edmonds refuses to pay his TV licence fee. Hello Mr Banker — CMM™®© #5,009,106

Pope asked to pray for Alitalia — CMM™®© #5,009,105

Town launches ‘Lewes Pound’ to help increase local shopping (ebayers laugh) — CMM™®© #5,009,104

Brick and tyred of car crime — CMM™®© #5,009,103

Financial pressure causing more fraud... and slashing the number of police investigating it — CMM™®© #5,009,102

Busty Sadie Collis, 27, banged up for eight weeks — CMM™®© #5,009,101

Fake vacuum salesman suspected of stealing jewelery — CMM™®© #5,009,100

Tens of thousands stranded after package holiday group went into administration — CMM™®© #5,009,099

Briton murdered in front of his wife in South Africa — CMM™®© #5,009,098

Thieves try to steal Barack Obama’s grandma’s solar panel — CMM™®© #5,009,097

Weatherman Fred Talbot in battle over his dream garden — CMM™®© #5,009,096

Police wasted £100,000 spying on sick officer — CMM™®© #5,009,095

“We live in a capitalist society. Why shouldn’t I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?” — CMM™®© #5,009,094

Gas boss ‘jokes’ that high energy prices will mean “more money for us” — CMM™®© #5,009,093

Credit crisis blamed for rising number of adulterous wives — CMM™®© #5,009,092

Brown unveils £910m energy aid package (that’ll come from higher bills) — CMM™®© #5,009,091

City of Atlanta to curb beggars with “donation meters” — CMM™®© #5,009,090

Council threatens families with £1,000 fine... for parking on own driveways — CMM™®© #5,009,089

“The class war is over”. (Have the capitalists disappeared?) — CMM™®© #5,009,088

$54 million ‘pants’ lawsuit headed back to court — CMM™®© #5,009,087

Mugger in Italy picks the wrong woman to rob — CMM™®© #5,009,086

Sex, drug claims taint US oil deals — CMM™®© #5,009,085

Conwoman’s £500k on cars, spas & hats — CMM™®© #5,009,084

Phuket: Thai-Aussie couple attacked by knife-wielding cat burglar — CMM™®© #5,009,083

They may take away our sea bed, but they’ll never take our freedom! — CMM™®© #5,009,082

Mr Wang won’t be doing much wanging after it’s dropped off — CMM™®© #5,009,081

Uncovering the great recycling lie in a trail that leads to India — CMM™®© #5,009,080

Vodafone advert banned for being too quick. Justgiveusloadsofmoney — CMM™®© #5,009,079

Prince of Wallies to say big business can save rainforests — CMM™®© #5,009,078

Michael Jackson’s pants for sale. Don't Stop ’Til You Get Enough — CMM™®© #5,009,077

Nice spends £1m more on spin than evaluating drugs — CMM™®© #5,009,076

Phuket: 7-Eleven robbers make a clean getaway — CMM™®© #5,009,075

Muggers will soon be plucking eyes out and cutting off your fingers — CMM™®© #5,009,074

Professor says money worries may harm health. Has he never seen this websbite? — CMM™®© #5,009,073

Wage slavery until we’re 68 to create society where no one cares for each other — CMM™®© #5,009,072

‘Citizen of Heaven’ claims IRS can’t tax him — CMM™®© #5,009,071

Meet the real Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae — CMM™®© #5,009,070

Chronic scam victim lost £50,000 — CMM™®© #5,009,069

99 Cents Only Stores raises prices to 99.99 cents — CMM™®© #5,009,068

Football fans boycott teams as cost of attending games goes over £100 — CMM™®© #5,009,067

Tooth fairy gives less during credit crunch — CMM™®© #5,009,066

Man charged with stealing bottled water. (Remind me where water comes from) — CMM™®© #5,009,065

Family faces losing their home after credit rating blunder — CMM™®© #5,009,064

Kidnappers grab victim. Victim grabs gun. Kidnapper grabs some sleep — CMM™®© #5,009,063

Attorney, wife and son found bound, gagged and with their throats slit — CMM™®© #5,009,062

London money madness makes people scream and pull their hair out — CMM™®© #5,009,061

One in four of UK households facing fuel poverty — CMM™®© #5,009,060

Foreign Office ‘lied over murder’ due to “geo-political reasons” (spondulicks) — CMM™®© #5,009,059

People without TVs being threatened by TV licence fee collectors — CMM™®© #5,009,058

US Treasury to go bust instead of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac — CMM™®© #5,009,057

Owner of Diana crash car wants it back — “It’s worth a great deal of money” — CMM™®© #5,009,056

Boxing champ Floyd Mayweather loses $7 million in jewelry — CMM™®© #5,009,055

Texas mother, 2 teenage daughters arrested for killing man in $15 robbery — CMM™®© #5,009,054

Mother’s plea to keepsake thieves — CMM™®© #5,009,053

“Credit crunch is likely to last well into 2010”. And then some! — CMM™®© #5,009,052

Suicide dad killed by credit crunch — CMM™®© #5,009,051

Pensioner murdered. “The likely motive was theft, burglary.” — CMM™®© #5,009,050

Allotments get night guards as credit crunch sparks vegetable thefts — CMM™®© #5,009,049

The self-farmer — CMM™®© #5,009,048

Bogus qualifications sold to nearly 10,000 people around the world — CMM™®© #5,009,047

Financial abuse of elderly ‘huge’ — CMM™®© #5,009,046

Phuket: Buffalo Ladyboy Gang rob and perform oral sex on sleeping victims — CMM™®© #5,009,045

Boy who put up posters to find his missing cat threatened with £80 fine — CMM™®© #5,009,044

Fuel giveaway by computer game maker causes chaos at petrol station — CMM™®© #5,009,043

Blunkett says the elderly should keep working until they’re dead or infirm — CMM™®© #5,009,042

Energy companies price rises turned into increased payments to shareholders — CMM™®© #5,009,041

8-year-old boy hands out hundreds of fake $20 bills to other students at School — CMM™®© #5,009,040

Phuket: Sugar daddies duped by pretended pregnancies — CMM™®© #5,009,039

Man accused of making license plate ‘disappear’ — CMM™®© #5,009,038

Armed thief gave victim a £25 refund saying “I am not that bad” — CMM™®© #5,009,037

Californian laws are copyright. You must pay for digital and print copies — CMM™®© #5,009,036

Cab driver attacks customer over no tip — CMM™®© #5,009,035

Disability scooter user made her own identity card to steal cash — CMM™®© #5,009,034

Drivers face postcode lottery under pay-as-you-drive-as-you’re-spied-on scheme — CMM™®© #5,009,033

I would have killed three policemen – Robbery suspect — CMM™®© #5,009,032

Leaked letter warns of courts crisis over £90m ‘black hole’ — CMM™®© #5,009,031

Cross-dressing purse-snatcher loses water-filled condom fake breast — CMM™®© #5,009,030

Failed selfish ruthless businessman, selfishly ruthlessly destroyed everything — CMM™®© #5,009,029

US brothers admit selling corpses — CMM™®© #5,009,028

Government bribes people to buy into a falling housing market — CMM™®© #5,009,027

“Baby formula popular with shoplifters because of the ease of selling it” — CMM™®© #5,009,026

Egyptian mogul ‘paid $2 million to murder Lebanese pop singer’ — CMM™®© #5,009,025

Couple in court over Olympics tax — CMM™®© #5,009,024

Thieves tap kegs for scrap, not beer — CMM™®© #5,009,023

Couple pocket £32,000 from Netto in a crafty cashback con — CMM™®© #5,009,022

Prep head stole £64,000 from parents to fund sports car lifestyle — CMM™®© #5,009,021

Poorest ‘untouchables’ in India being denied flood relief — CMM™®© #5,009,020

Dogs trained to sniff out pirate DVDs — CMM™®© #5,009,019

Made for the rich, tested on the poor — CMM™®© #5,009,018

Ripped off businessman has to pay scammer — CMM™®© #5,009,017

Gang of three triad members were “prepared to stop at nothing” — CMM™®© #5,009,016

500 primary school children learn about capitalist money madness — CMM™®© #5,009,015

Police arrest over stolen photographs of Prince William and Kate Middleton — CMM™®© #5,009,014

Leaked letter predicts crime rise because of economic downturn — CMM™®© #5,009,013

Man who faked own death for life insurance caught after visit to GP — CMM™®© #5,009,012

Woman shot in the head because she had no money — CMM™®© #5,009,011

Council hands out thinner bin bags in bid to slash costs — CMM™®© #5,009,010

Teenager stole iPod and cash from dead boy’s bedroom — CMM™®© #5,009,009

‘Modern-day Moses’ swindled £4million from fellow worshippers — CMM™®© #5,009,008

The Goldilocks burglar who decided a child’s bed was just right — CMM™®© #5,009,007

Man who accidentally killed good samaritan charged with murder — CMM™®© #5,009,006

Councils worried about homeless urge tenants to ignore notices to quit — CMM™®© #5,009,005

Burglary suspect gets trapped in portable toilet. Big mistake — CMM™®© #5,009,004

“He’s definitely not the brightest criminal that we’ve come across” — CMM™®© #5,009,003

Man with $3,500 in his shoes becomes robbery suspect — CMM™®© #5,009,002

US electricity companies don’t like to talk about energy hoppers — CMM™®© #5,009,001

Economic downturn will be “more profound and long-lasting” — CMM™®© #5,009,000

Bailiffs arrived as Christopher Foster’s mansion blazed — CMM™®© #5,008,999

Ryanair pilots say making them carry less reserve fuel is “insane” — CMM™®© #5,008,998

Cool Hand Lukealike decapitated dozens of parking meters — CMM™®© #5,008,997

Firearms: cheap, easy to get and on a street near you — CMM™®© #5,008,996

Bling Bandit was a respected former NYPD detective — CMM™®© #5,008,995

£300 for playing radio to the cats — CMM™®© #5,008,994

Man armed with toothbrush robs store — CMM™®© #5,008,993

County Durham drain cover thefts risking lives — CMM™®© #5,008,992

Friar gets ‘Clockwork Orange’ beating for helping prostitutes escape gang — CMM™®© #5,008,991

Man with stolen cash between buttocks banned from entering London — CMM™®© #5,008,990

Tony Blair in custody for ‘wounding, theft and handling stolen goods’ — CMM™®© #5,008,989

Libya admitted Lockerbie guilt to lift sanctions. Victims’ families ‘greedy’ — CMM™®© #5,008,988

Details of council tax payers on computer sold for £6.99 on ebay — CMM™®© #5,008,987

Grandfather fights for life after being run over by burglars getaway car — CMM™®© #5,008,986

Mobile users face charges to receive calls — CMM™®© #5,008,985

Stranded Zoom passengers forced to pay for flights home — CMM™®© #5,008,984

‘Fagin’ who paid children to raid security vans faces jail — CMM™®© #5,008,983

Malaysian robbers steal cakes, not cash — CMM™®© #5,008,982

Bunty the cunty is dead — CMM™®© #5,008,981

UK house prices fall 10.5% in year — CMM™®© #5,008,980

British woman handcuffed in casino after travel agent gave her fake dollars — CMM™®© #5,008,979

One in two motorists fear garage rip off — CMM™®© #5,008,978

Phuket: 17 arrested in gambling den sweep — CMM™®© #5,008,977

Holiday Inn Express night clerk in Richfield stabbed to death — CMM™®© #5,008,976

Zoom brings gloom — CMM™®© #5,008,975

Phuket: Bars raided over music copyright — CMM™®© #5,008,974

‘James Bond film man’ sold machine guns linked to high profile murders — CMM™®© #5,008,973

“Blonde lifted her top to attract my attention and then fondled me” — CMM™®© #5,008,972

Cancer mum, 21, told anti-sickness drugs are too costly — CMM™®© #5,008,971

Police catch up with “The Chameleon” stripping bag snatcher — CMM™®© #5,008,970

“Lloyds is Pants” bank account password changed to “No we are not” — CMM™®© #5,008,969

Would-be robber shoots himself in foot, gets stabbed, then arrested — CMM™®© #5,008,968

Hit us with a tax and the public will pay for it, energy chiefs say — CMM™®© #5,008,967

Sin City DVD with $1,200 stashed inside sold in garage sale for $10 — CMM™®© #5,008,966

UK makes Atlantic sea bed claim — CMM™®© #5,008,965

Outlook for ailing banking industry bad — and getting worse — CMM™®© #5,008,964

Incurable cancer cluster confirmed at site of illegal chemical dump — CMM™®© #5,008,963

Police text couple asking them to investigate burglary due to lack of officers — CMM™®© #5,008,962

Civilians given power to issue on-the-spot fines — CMM™®© #5,008,961

Doctors not telling patients about expensive cancer drugs to avoid distress — CMM™®© #5,008,960

Police catch world’s most prolific bike thief — CMM™®© #5,008,959

Housing market being hit by second wave of losses by liars and ‘ninjas’ — CMM™®© #5,008,958

New NHS funding system a ‘risk to cancer care’. Excise the Big C — CMM™®© #5,008,957

A million Natwest and RBS customers details found on £35 ebay computer — CMM™®© #5,008,956

Online maps will show criminals “where to go out and commit crime” — CMM™®© #5,008,955

Cheaper homemade biodiesel causes surprise explosion — CMM™®© #5,008,954

Hunt for £1m cigarette hijackers — CMM™®© #5,008,953

Financial slowdown ‘to drag on’ says Mr Bean — CMM™®© #5,008,952

Thief suspect has a photo taken during burglary, then leaves it behind — CMM™®© #5,008,951

Movie shoot mistaken for armed robbery — CMM™®© #5,008,950

Knife killer wanted money. Only got cheap camera and a shaving blade — CMM™®© #5,008,949

Motorway toll plan moves closer to reality — CMM™®© #5,008,948

Kenyan leaders’ wives to get £3,000 a month from tax coffers — CMM™®© #5,008,947

Gun victim killed over €166k heist — CMM™®© #5,008,946

Top doctors slam NHS drug rationing — CMM™®© #5,008,945

HSBC accused of ‘cultural insensitivity’ for fake sumo wrestler — CMM™®© #5,008,944

The Leg opened of Sleepy Hollow — CMM™®© #5,008,943

Credit crunch forcing families to turn to pawnbrokers. Balls — CMM™®© #5,008,942

Cheektowaga Fuddruckers robbed — CMM™®© #5,008,941

Mans steals £1.2m, burns it and smears the ashes over his naked body — CMM™®© #5,008,940

Contaminated vodka found in shops — CMM™®© #5,008,939

Profits before god — CMM™®© #5,008,938

Concern grows over ‘bombsite Britain’ tax — CMM™®© #5,008,937

Banks lost billions. Solution: Milking customers for billions — CMM™®© #5,008,936

That Australian paramedic, rescue worker or mechanic may be a conman — CMM™®© #5,008,935

Man puts Fat Max tape measure and a hammer in his pants — CMM™®© #5,008,934

Playing fields sold off. Solution: Let children play in car parks — CMM™®© #5,008,933

Cashier killed in casino robbery — CMM™®© #5,008,932

Namibia to issue permits to shoot endangered bull elephants — CMM™®© #5,008,931

45-hour standoff by burglary suspect at a Hancock motel ends — CMM™®© #5,008,930

Bald escorts want refunds after getting no dates from escort agency — CMM™®© #5,008,929

Wheel clampers chased a young family of holidaymakers for four miles — CMM™®© #5,008,928

Thailand’s King Bhumihole is world's richest royal sovereign. Phukhim — CMM™®© #5,008,927

Mexicans implant transmitters under the skin in case of kidnap for ransom — CMM™®© #5,008,926

Refund wanted for spoiled milk. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! — CMM™®© #5,008,925

UK economic growth at standstill — CMM™®© #5,008,924

TV executive who dumped murdered father in wheelie bin, jailed — CMM™®© #5,008,923

Guide to exploit British laws published for Poles emigrating to the UK — CMM™®© #5,008,922

Chinese student murders: Police hunt ‘Mr Big’ of betting scam — CMM™®© #5,008,921

Man robbed, warns others to watch for same scam — CMM™®© #5,008,920

Plastic versions of drain covers and road signs could replace metal — CMM™®© #5,008,919

Killer jailed for pushing walking stick in throat of man he stole £50 from — CMM™®© #5,008,918

Safe breaker flew to Vegas for poker instead of doing community work — CMM™®© #5,008,917

Happy Robberyday To You, Happy Robberyday to you... — CMM™®© #5,008,916

UK airports for sale — CMM™®© #5,008,915

Phuket: Software anti-piracy agency doubles reward — CMM™®© #5,008,914

Philly shopkeeper tied up, killed during robbery — CMM™®© #5,008,913

Earning from urns — CMM™®© #5,008,912

The Mirror asks: “Is it a hassle to haggle?” moneymad says: “FOYA!” — CMM™®© #5,008,911

Tories are best placed to tackle poverty and create a fair society — CMM™®© #5,008,910

Ebay hair tong thief jailed. Where’s my spoon and soldiers? — CMM™®© #5,008,909

Bungling thief caught on camera — CMM™®© #5,008,908

ATMs reprogrammed to pay out more cash than requested — CMM™®© #5,008,907

Fake security guards with “Out of order” sign fool depositors — CMM™®© #5,008,906

Cell phone photo foils man in Pizza Hut plot — CMM™®© #5,008,905

HBOS chief executive has bank accounts raided by identity thief — CMM™®© #5,008,904

Police look for robbers in ‘ninja’ attire — CMM™®© #5,008,903

Thousands of council workers strike over pay ‘rise’ that is actually a cut — CMM™®© #5,008,902

BBC charity funded jihadists — CMM™®© #5,008,901

Fannie pounded — CMM™®© #5,008,900

Two million pensioners £100 worse off this year due to soaring inflation — CMM™®© #5,008,899

Where are the Andes? Holding knives and guns on the end of the armies — CMM™®© #5,008,898

300-pound safe stolen. Thieves discover something that sounds like cash — CMM™®© #5,008,897

Hastings man in blowtorch and Samurai sword attack — CMM™®© #5,008,896

Mugger attacks 85-year-old woman; steals $900 — CMM™®© #5,008,895

Who can take your trash out? The $30,000 too? Oh the Garbage Man can — CMM™®© #5,008,894

Lucrative pedigree dog industry guilty of ‘Nazi-style’ breeding — CMM™®© #5,008,893

Mr Clutch garage manager arrested for refusing to drop price — CMM™®© #5,008,892

Goldfish credit card info bungle — CMM™®© #5,008,891

Undertaker business rival ‘burnt alive in a coffin’ — CMM™®© #5,008,890

Recession in UK ‘is months away’ — CMM™®© #5,008,889

Thieving carer caught red handed by teddy bear camera — CMM™®© #5,008,888

Police dog saved thief from river — CMM™®© #5,008,887

Farmer launched SAS-style raids in feud with brother over will — CMM™®© #5,008,886

Market stallholders told to shout prices quietly — CMM™®© #5,008,885

Grieving parents must pay baby’s £60,000 bill — CMM™®© #5,008,884

Man dies in third armed robbery connected to restaurant in 8 months — CMM™®© #5,008,883

Labour minister calls for something that Gordon Brown will never do — CMM™®© #5,008,882

Emergency Caesarean for woman attacked by burglars as she slept — CMM™®© #5,008,881

17-year-old arrested in ‘Great Sex Kit’ shoplifting attempt — CMM™®© #5,008,880

NHS drugs made costly by “perverse incentives” in pharma industry — CMM™®© #5,008,879

Money worries always at back of mind of two-thirds of people — CMM™®© #5,008,878

Atheist doesn’t want “In God We Trust” on money — CMM™®© #5,008,877

Motorists pump money into fake parking machines — CMM™®© #5,008,876

Dog cloner Joyce McKinney sought over burglary to fund horse’s wooden leg — CMM™®© #5,008,875

Benefits cheat referee jailed — CMM™®© #5,008,874

Vodafone price rises under attack — CMM™®© #5,008,873

Repossession orders in England and Wales climb by 24% — CMM™®© #5,008,872

The Metropolitan police force has introduced its first trial crime map — CMM™®© #5,008,871

Mickey Mouse and other Disney characters arrested in California — CMM™®© #5,008,870

Families will not cope with new gas price hikes — CMM™®© #5,008,869

Libel tourism can turn English courts into censorship enforcement agencies — CMM™®© #5,008,868

British scalpers doing roaring trade in black-market tickets at Olympics — CMM™®© #5,008,867

Russian soldiers in bank job — CMM™®© #5,008,866

Seven-year-old chained to wall for five months because nannies too costly — CMM™®© #5,008,865

Chinese couple murdered involved in a range of internet scams — CMM™®© #5,008,864

Crime gangs have cracked the chip and pin system — CMM™®© #5,008,863

Crooked businessman smuggled fake trainers worth £1m to Britain from China — CMM™®© #5,008,862

Impoverished Zimbabweans are killing elephants, claim activists — CMM™®© #5,008,861

Post Office machete raid hell — CMM™®© #5,008,860

House sold for $1 in sign of US property crisis — CMM™®© #5,008,859

Phuket: Bikini shop bust nets B10m in counterfeit stash — CMM™®© #5,008,858

Thieves have nabbed 50,000 drain covers this year to cash in on metal prices — CMM™®© #5,008,857

“Patients should not expect NHS to save their life if it costs too much” — CMM™®© #5,008,856

“I skip meals to afford my medication” — CMM™®© #5,008,855

Clampers drove off as I held on — CMM™®© #5,008,854

Unemployment rise fastest since 1992 — CMM™®© #5,008,853

Carjacker, 14, caged for kidnap — CMM™®© #5,008,852

Guitarist who claimed £5,000 in benefits for bad back ‘leaping about’ during gig — CMM™®© #5,008,851

Students who started university in 2007 can expect to owe £17,500 — CMM™®© #5,008,850

People risking their health buying tranquilisers on black market — CMM™®© #5,008,849

One of Carlisle’s oldest and most prolific criminals jailed again — CMM™®© #5,008,848

Third of over-55s face retirement with thousands of pounds of debt — CMM™®© #5,008,847

Snoopers want bedroom access to check tax discount pensioners live alone — CMM™®© #5,008,846

Cross-dressing bank robber caught because of his super-sized schnoz — CMM™®© #5,008,845

Yobs left lad to die in street — CMM™®© #5,008,844

Winnie-the-Pooh held for Tokyo robbery — CMM™®© #5,008,843

Couple threatened with bailiffs over 1p BT bill — CMM™®© #5,008,842

Triple killers turned to knives when submachine gun bullets ran out — CMM™®© #5,008,841

Copper theft causes five-hour train delays — CMM™®© #5,008,840

“She was stealing money from him left, right and centre” — CMM™®© #5,008,839

Man stole football club’s money — CMM™®© #5,008,838

Woman injures boyfriend’s testicles during scuffle — CMM™®© #5,008,837

Water bills set to soar over next five years — CMM™®© #5,008,836

Motorists stop in 100km/h traffic moving to scoop up dropped cash — CMM™®© #5,008,835

Council orders pensioners to clean up graffiti or face £1,000 fines — CMM™®© #5,008,834

16 dying weekly in NHS drug ‘ban’ — CMM™®© #5,008,833

11-year-old boy accused of using BB guns in pharmacy robbery — CMM™®© #5,008,832

Top Premier League footballer blackmailed over sexual images — CMM™®© #5,008,831

Two cops killed, robbers make off with cash — CMM™®© #5,008,830

More bosses ‘planning job cuts’ — CMM™®© #5,008,829

“Not the brightest crim we’ve come across” — CMM™®© #5,008,828

Dad’s fury at ticket — for parking in the right space! — CMM™®© #5,008,827

Batman kapowed by shopper — CMM™®© #5,008,826

Possibility of stamp duty change has spooked the market and put off buyers — CMM™®© #5,008,825

Everything Adult female employee stabbed to death in “robbery gone wrong” — CMM™®© #5,008,824

The CBI says the UK economy is deteriorating faster than it thought — CMM™®© #5,008,823

Russia / Georgia conflict: Yet another war fought over oil profits — CMM™®© #5,008,822

Ryanair to cancel bookings made through price comparison websites — CMM™®© #5,008,821

Cross-dressing bank robbery suspect caught with money in purse — CMM™®© #5,008,820

Credit crunch puts £640 extra on family expenses — CMM™®© #5,008,819

Man accused of trying to rob store with empty box — CMM™®© #5,008,818

Jail for killer of two elderly women in flower shop robbery that netted $60 — CMM™®© #5,008,817

Bank-heist hostage held at gunpoint moments before robber is shot dead — CMM™®© #5,008,816

World’s biggest haul of ecstasy tablets in 3,000 tins of tomatoes — CMM™®© #5,008,815

Divers face jail over £250,000 NHS swindle — CMM™®© #5,008,814

Couple get arrest warrant for $10 tax bill. Then $426 bill for court fees — CMM™®© #5,008,813

Father repeatedly spanks 20-year-old daughter over mobile phone bill — CMM™®© #5,008,812

UK home repossessions rise by 41% — CMM™®© #5,008,811

Hospital demands $1939.00 for treatment from rape victim — CMM™®© #5,008,810

Robber’s gun breaks into pieces during holdup — CMM™®© #5,008,809

Police: Woman took cab to robbery — CMM™®© #5,008,808

Fraud probe power staff suspended — CMM™®© #5,008,807

Texas man who didn’t kill to be executed — CMM™®© #5,008,806

Credit card fraud suspect involved in Dunkin’ Donuts scam — CMM™®© #5,008,805

Halifax dumps Howard from TV ads because he’s too jolly for a recession — CMM™®© #5,008,804

Man with unusual bulge in his pants arrested — CMM™®© #5,008,803

Patients with kidney cancer denied “clinically effective” drugs due to cost — CMM™®© #5,008,802

British National Party selling replica Victoria Crosses to fund extremism — CMM™®© #5,008,801

Who Can You Sue? Click Here — CMM™®© #5,008,800

BA bosses in price-fixing charge — CMM™®© #5,008,799

Angry brides in wedding gowns march on a top bank — CMM™®© #5,008,798

Robbie Coltrane used on wanted poster in New Zealand — CMM™®© #5,008,797

Mugger on a bike robs pensioner — CMM™®© #5,008,796

Become Lord of the manor of Warleigh, on ebay — CMM™®© #5,008,795

Gang behind string of raids on stately homes, jailed — CMM™®© #5,008,794

Petrol station worker who scammed entire village community is jailed — CMM™®© #5,008,793

‘Cruel’ mortgage lenders seizing homes — CMM™®© #5,008,792

FTSE 100 pensions ‘back in the red’ — CMM™®© #5,008,791

Handyman may be fined $25,000 for doing free repairs for neighbours — CMM™®© #5,008,790

“Someone’s nicked the keys to our ride – run for it!” — CMM™®© #5,008,789

UK repossessions rise 40% as mortgage arrears worsen — CMM™®© #5,008,788

Preacher stole $1 million and then murdered to cover his tracks — CMM™®© #5,008,787

Garages ripping off motorists by 9p a litre, claims AA — CMM™®© #5,008,786

Meet the Odeys, milking the economic crisis for all its worth — CMM™®© #5,008,785

Clampers’ victim ‘feared for his life as he clung onto bonnet of their van’ — CMM™®© #5,008,784

Biggest ever ID theft case cracked — CMM™®© #5,008,783

Grant boost for .cym domain bid — CMM™®© #5,008,782

BP withdraws free fruit for employees to save cash despite record profits — CMM™®© #5,008,781

Companies raiding pension plans to fund executive benefits — CMM™®© #5,008,780

Two thousand couples could lose out on their wedding gifts — CMM™®© #5,008,779

Hidden face of Olympic hosts — CMM™®© #5,008,778

Fashion store boss stabbed to death just yards from his home — CMM™®© #5,008,777

Copper thieves stealing air conditioners from the walls of businesses — CMM™®© #5,008,776

Chef trained by Jamie Oliver faces jail for £1m jewellery heist — CMM™®© #5,008,775

Man brings kids on fatal robbery — CMM™®© #5,008,774

Four arrested after stealing railroad rail — CMM™®© #5,008,773

Jail for ‘millionaire shoplifter’— CMM™®© #5,008,772

Schwarzenegger robot terminates 22,000. Sarah Connor escaped — CMM™®© #5,008,771

The deeply uncomfortable prospect of the Government repossessing people’s homes — CMM™®© #5,008,770

African elephants being killed for their ivory could be extinct by 2020 — CMM™®© #5,008,769

Workers making cuddly Beijing Olympics mascot paid 30p an hour — CMM™®© #5,008,768

Capitalism commodifies babies and creates the most expensive snaps ever — CMM™®© #5,008,767

Overfill your bin and you’ll be treated worse than a shoplifter — CMM™®© #5,008,766

Real-life Basil Fawlty wins thousands after being attacked by guest — CMM™®© #5,008,765

Cash-strapped U.S. state and city governments sell off roads and bridges — CMM™®© #5,008,764

Former police chief killed in North Carolina — CMM™®© #5,008,763

£1,600 to leave a victim with “more holes than a teabag” — CMM™®© #5,008,762

MI5 man admits he rang News of the World offering to sell wife’s story — CMM™®© #5,008,761

Woman allegedly stuffs $1K bird under shirt in pet store and walks out — CMM™®© #5,008,760

Special screws in bid to beat numberplate thefts — CMM™®© #5,008,759

Honeymoon groom dies in hospital — CMM™®© #5,008,758

Scandal of £8m police bonuses — CMM™®© #5,008,757

Teacher and teenager killed in shootout — CMM™®© #5,008,756

Trevor Phillips is attacked by his own quango over Big Brother deal — CMM™®© #5,008,755

Families forced to live in sheds and cars as credit crunch bites — CMM™®© #5,008,754

Woman blames voodoo curse for £1m fraud. Waves fingers at the judge — CMM™®© #5,008,753

Landlord upset at tenants behind with rent, crashed his Hummer into their home — CMM™®© #5,008,752

Businessman paid hit man to ‘Delete’ IRS Internal Revenue Service agent — CMM™®© #5,008,751

Students who cheated their way into business school will be expelled — CMM™®© #5,008,750

Teen misses foe, shoots self — CMM™®© #5,008,749

Suspected copper thief severely burned on utility pole in Dallas — CMM™®© #5,008,748

Kent pupils robbed on Guatemala trip — CMM™®© #5,008,747

People leaving banks pelted with water, paint, peanut butter and dog shit — CMM™®© #5,008,746

Burglars went to Master Bait & Tackle over the weekend — CMM™®© #5,008,745

Alleged thief stuck under trash bin for 12 hours — CMM™®© #5,008,744

Watch out for dangerous manholes — CMM™®© #5,008,743

Legal sequel awaits for Star Wars stormtroopers — CMM™®© #5,008,742

Zimbabwe’s ‘worthless’ $100bn notes sell for huge profit on eBay — CMM™®© #5,008,741

Fake cop nabbed for stealing gas in 3 counties — CMM™®© #5,008,740

3m homes now worth less than the buyers paid for it — CMM™®© #5,008,739

One dead after being robbed — CMM™®© #5,008,738

£8m tax credits paid to the dead — CMM™®© #5,008,737

Missing Lib Dem donor Michael Brown has changed his name and look — CMM™®© #5,008,736

Sheikh flies Lamborghini 6,500 miles to Britain for oil change — CMM™®© #5,008,735

100 years after reform, poverty in old age is rife — CMM™®© #5,008,734

Workers will have to stay in employment until they are 70 — CMM™®© #5,008,733

Man ejected from casino because of B.O. — CMM™®© #5,008,732

Pregnant bank robber tries to clean up with toddler in tow — CMM™®© #5,008,731

Anger over £1bn Centrica profits of £5m-per-day — CMM™®© #5,008,730

Wentworth College to close as schools fall victim to credit crunch — CMM™®© #5,008,729

Nationwide warns of recession as house price drop doubles — CMM™®© #5,008,728

Robber killed a man for £300 of cannabis — CMM™®© #5,008,727

Female care worker murdered disabled patient to get £70,000 from will — CMM™®© #5,008,726

Pensioners hit by a “free” personal care charge will not be refunded — CMM™®© #5,008,725

Tetra Pak heir ‘too rich to be charged for smuggling crack cocaine’ — CMM™®© #5,008,724

Man dressed as woman in wig and pink top tried to rob Joe’s Cafe — CMM™®© #5,008,723

Record rise for British Gas bills — CMM™®© #5,008,722

Man arrested for trying to scrap lamppost tied on top of his van — CMM™®© #5,008,721

11-year-old boy killed in armed robbery — CMM™®© #5,008,720

Food prices rising faster in ‘rip-off’ Britain than in Europe — CMM™®© #5,008,719

Man cleared of horse race fixing ‘did affect race outcome’ — CMM™®© #5,008,718

Residents warned not to eat seafood that fell off back of a lorry — CMM™®© #5,008,717

New York in Economic Crisis — CMM™®© #5,008,716

Record £400,000 fine over BBC’s phone-ins — CMM™®© #5,008,715

Treasure hunt for coins fallen from burning pier — CMM™®© #5,008,714

Misleading teacher recruitment advert banned — CMM™®© #5,008,713

Benefit payments cheat was 10-kilometre race runner — CMM™®© #5,008,712

Money lender’s ‘veiled threats’ — CMM™®© #5,008,711

Zimbabwe to slash zeros on bank notes to make currency manageable — CMM™®© #5,008,710

Margate residents angry at artist selling their sand at £18 a jar — CMM™®© #5,008,709

3,000 stolen blank UK passports worth up to £5m — CMM™®© #5,008,708

Mud cakes, the only inflation-proof food available to Haiti’s poor — CMM™®© #5,008,707

Credit crunch will hamper homebuyers until at least 2010 — CMM™®© #5,008,706

Family blasts holiday firm’s £1,400 ‘Darwin tour’ — CMM™®© #5,008,705

Two killed in armed attack on cash collectors in Moscow — CMM™®© #5,008,704

‘Goldilocks’ thief discovered asleep in child’s bed — CMM™®© #5,008,703

Retailers suffer worst month in 25 years — CMM™®© #5,008,702

Groups to pray for lower prices at gas stations — CMM™®© #5,008,701

UN aid disappearing in Burma cash scam — CMM™®© #5,008,700

Cornwall council spends £500,000 on logo like Don King’s hair — CMM™®© #5,008,699

As economy worsens, people gamble more on the lottery — CMM™®© #5,008,698

British bride shot dead on Caribbean honeymoon — CMM™®© #5,008,697

Robbed by daughter...murdered by granddaughter — CMM™®© #5,008,696

Credit card rates soar, just in time for the family holiday — CMM™®© #5,008,695

Holiday pair in debt hell — CMM™®© #5,008,694

Man swears he’ll pay billion dollars for breast cancer cure — CMM™®© #5,008,693

Thaksin to face third charge of corruption — CMM™®© #5,008,692

I blew £10k in online shopping — CMM™®© #5,008,691

The pensioners losing out in National Insurance blunder — CMM™®© #5,008,690

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,661...Dwarf recruited by burglary gang to break in through small holes

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,660...Girls rapped over charity collection

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,659...Brass thieves hit hydrants, raising fire concerns

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,658...Sergeant ‘stole £100,000 from SAS and hid it in a flowerpot’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,657...Woman accused of trying to kill 83-year-old man

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,656...Curb on arthritis drugs is a ‘prescription for pain’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,655...Baby snapped playing with £40,000 from £1m cash-machine scam

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,654...Student receives £800 bill and legal threat for going 8p overdrawn

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,653...Goldsmith worker killed in robbery

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,652...Firms with ‘critical’ problems up nearly 700%

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,651...Pizza delivery man shot over tip money

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,650...Slave labour if no capitalist employer wants to take you on

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,649...Burglary victims’ 13-hr 999 wait

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,648...Northern Rock drives ‘whistle blower’ to brink of suicide

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,647...Peace activist’s daughter killed during robbery

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,646...Half million dollars found in nappies

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,645...Lord Ashcroft’s bank ‘diverted £5m aid for poor to its own coffers’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,644...Lush paddy fields. So why can't farmer afford to feed his family?

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,643...Stark-naked terrified dad fights for life with knife-wielding raiders

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,642...£1m-a-year gas chief tells hard-up families: ‘Just wear two jumpers’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,641...‘Fagin’ faces jail for recruiting schoolboy robbers

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,640...Baby named after radio jocks in exchange for $100 worth of petrol

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,639...We’ve had 658 laptops stolen, MoD confesses

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,638...Guard and 3 police officers interrogate girl who painted fingernail

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,637...UK budget deficit lurches to worst June figure on record

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,636...Mugged for £1k bingo winnings

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,635...UK gas bills ‘to top £1,000 a year’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,634...Billionaire shopping centre tycoon accused of tax evasion

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,633...Granny fends off yobs with broom

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,632...Pensioner killed saving his wife

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,631...Pakistani investors stone stock exchange

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,630...Kilo of cocaine discovered glued to woman’s head under a wig

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,629...Tea leaves stealing tea leaves

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,628...Council workers forced to walk out over pay

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,627...UK jobless level increases again

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,626...Airline will fly ‘empty planes’ to keep take-off slots at Heathrow

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,625...Son admits 70-year-old father's ‘bin murder’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,624...38,000 customers card details stolen in web hack

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,623...Killers of 2 homeless men for insurance get life without parole

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,622...Why was a brain surgery patient turned away?

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,621...Zimbabwe inflation soars to 2.2m%

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,620...Restaurants creaming off millions of pounds of customers’ tips

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,619...Walkway forced to close after £200k steel thieves strike

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,618...Nigerian football conmen exposed

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,617...Phuket: Floating gas station busted

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,616...Sam Mugabe left skint when wages “vanished” in banking system

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,615...Man with fluorescent light bulb robs Brisbane service station

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,614...Landlord finds cannabis factory in rented-out home

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,613...Armed pirates board yacht and shoot and stab dog

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,612...President George W Bush lobbyist in ‘cash for access’ row

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,611...End of sandwich board “to improve the experience for shoppers”

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,610...Energy customers with estimated bills may be racking up big debts

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,609...Children’s entertainers hit with multi-million dollar Disney lawsuit

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,608...Woman unconscious at the wheel gets parking fine

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,607...Police say unclad robber had loot in undies

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,606...Gangs increasingly using violence to steal valuable pets

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,605...Disabled unable to work being wrongly denied incapacity benefit

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,604...Hospital bosses clamp own ambulances. £50 fee to release them

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,603...Retired police officer killed at home

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,602...Supermarkets and tobacco firm are fined £173m for price fixing

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,601...Phuket: Thaksin on graft charges

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,600...M&S defends tax on bras bigger than a size DD

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,599...Cash-strapped Labour auctions off game of tennis with Tony Blair

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,598...Young mum robbed at home. Surveillance video stolen from police

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,597...Councils shouldn’t be selling edited versions of electoral rolls

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,596...Phuket: Thailand’s rich get richer

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,595...Declining fuel sales in US hit fund that pays to maintain highways

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,594...Subsidized fuel bought in Mexico being hauled to US for sale

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,593...Increase in puppy trafficking, says RSPCA

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,592...Grannies on mobility scooters fight over money in a supermarket

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,591...Care worker killed man for inheritance

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,590...£8k stiffed from impotent ‘daddy’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,589...Road tax increase ‘will hit 9.4m’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,588...Bandit tours offered in Indian state

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,587...Bumbling copper thief blows up vacant home

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,586...Cops find their undercover car is stuffed with coke

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,585...Schoolgirl stole thousands from friends at private boarding school

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,584...Thieves steal supermarket chickens in credit crisis

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,583...Man calls police to report theft of money he stole

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,582...Church’s lead organ pipes stolen

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,581...Family doctor loses £300,000 because of gambling addiction

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,580...Papua New Guinea police will shoot robbers in police uniforms

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,579...Canadian model killed in China “victim of botched robbery”

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,578...Man uses cheese grater in robbery

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,577...Three 15-year-olds killed “doing a runner” after ordering kebabs

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,576...Woman in Japan escapes robber with tea and chat

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,575...Norfolk house valued at just £1

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,574...Faceless people revealed as marketing stunt for new Lotus car

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,573...Two security guards stabbed chasing shoplifters in Oxford Street

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,572...UK’s most spammed man is now an expert on Viagra

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,571...Rotting cheese recycled in Italian food scam

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,570...High Court rules Pringles are cakes or biscuits, not crisps

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,569...11,000 volt horror death for Leeds copper thief

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,568...Thief escapes arrest by baring her breasts

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,567...Seaman in jail

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,566...Expenses reform rebel minister made £200,000 from flat

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,565...Abramovich admits paying out billions on political favours

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,564...OAP’s suicide bid after being hounded for £6,600 he didn’t owe

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,563...Hammer raid hell for 93-year-old widow

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,562...Man faked heart attack when dinner bill arrived

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,561...Robbers ‘tortured French students for bank details’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,560...Man didn’t have enough dough for a breadmaker

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,559...Once the world’s fastest man, pleads guilty to distributing heroin

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,558...MPs’ rejection of tough expenses rules ‘harms trust’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,557...Goo-goo-ga-gun: Mom packs heat in baby’s stroller

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,556...Man robs, then hugs, victim

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,555...Clampers want £125 release fee. Plus £100 for saying “Fuck you!”

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,554...London Mayor looks into alleged financial misconduct by deputy

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,553...£31,500 mobile phone bill after downloading Prison Break

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,552...Good news on house prices — negative equity claims the Blairs

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,551...YouTube ordered to hand over everyone’s IP address

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,550...After years working for free, Down’s man must PAY to wash dishes

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,549...Man found guilty of killing wife with antifreeze

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,548...UK car insurance fraud runs at £5m a week

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,547...Bullock on cliff 3 days as officials argue over £7,500 to rescue it

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,546...Czech foreign exchanges value Scots £10 notes at less than English

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,545...Credit crunch, non-doms, sub-prime and boiler room enter OED

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,544...Virgin Media Warning letters to ‘file-sharers’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,543...“Use a red pen or stamp to ‘de-God’ all of your paper money”

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,542...Phuket: Busted ‘Ice Boy’ spills the beans

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,541...Telly Savalas arrested

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,540...“It’s sad when people are selling their bodies for gas”

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,539...£13,400 needed a year before tax for minimum standard of living

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,538...Lottery millionaire’s brother killed by credit crunch stress

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,537...Airline in crash profited from trainee pilots

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,536...Vehicle excise duty change ‘will penalise poor’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,535...Death-threat texts target Aussies

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,534...Scrap metal thieves steal four war plaques

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,533...Man selling property in same neighborhood as home he robbed

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,532...Fake cash accused pair ‘innocent’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,531...Bogus guard walks off with Boots cash

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,530...Pensioner is stabbed to death defending his own home

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,529...100 geese stolen from Caerphilly Castle

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,528...£137 bill from Tesco for mum locked up after slip-up

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,527...Banks and insurers prepare to sacrifice jobs to protect profits

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,526...Thieves steal diesel from truck used to collect blood for operations

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,525...Store’s own power tools used to open vault room door and safe

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,524...“Desperate” staff fraud soars by 74pc in UK

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,523...Barclays Bank say I’m a jobless bastard

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,522...Premium rate number to repair Buck Palace and Windsor Castle

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,521...Anger over children’s Lloyds TSB debit cards

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,520...Court fines eBay over fake goods

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,519...Insurance agency worker killed in holdup attempt

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,518...Channel 4 blasted for paying ransom for reporter held by Taliban

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,517...Phuket: Land sparks fury in parliament

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,516...Thieves focus on Ford ‘magic chip’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,515...Three out of four Britons feel worse or no better off than parents

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,514...Computer error at petrol station leads to a major traffic jam

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,513...Thieves are stealing and scrapping family cars for cash

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,512...“I hate Bank of America”

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,511...Thousands of kiwi fruit must be pulped as they’re 1mm too small

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,510...Robbers kill pregnant woman

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,509...Armed robbers kill elderly man

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,508...Meat company makes workers clock off when they go to the toilet

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,507...Robbery with a shotgun and a sock weighted with a crystal ball

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,506...Balls and Cooper to be probed

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,505...Highway robbery by the “Autobahn Pirates” — at 60 mph

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,504...Phuket: Police on lookout for ‘mock monk’ thief

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,503...Police issue baffling image of wanted robbery suspect

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,502...Owner of Scots mineral water firm discovers £15.8m fraud

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,501...Girl missing since 1983 kidnapped on Vatican archbishop’s orders

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,500...Big increases in gas and electricity bills likely this year

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,499...Police arrest God for selling cocaine near church

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,498...Row over prison phone call costs

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,497...Swedish family of 4 killed in home invasion robbery

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,496...Farmer’s wife dies in diesel raid

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,495...Wimbledon residents cross line by seeking net parking profit

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,494...Sacked estate agent jailed for torture of former boss

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,493...Practice manager stole £100,000 from GP surgery

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,492...“Flying carpets” used to smuggle heroin into China

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,491...Dwarf accused of pimping runaway to face judge

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,490...Pele robbed at gunpoint — despite telling robbers who he was

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,489...Lost or stolen private data goes unreported in UK in 90% of cases

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,488...Unlucky crook gets sat nabbed

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,487...Labour Party heads for financial collapse

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,486...Top Conservative, Liam Fox, faces cash inquiry

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,485...Police are forced to cut frontline jobs to save on fuel cost

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,484...Primark imported clothes from suppliers who used children

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,483...97-year-old has suspected heart attack after his house was burgled

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,482...Families ‘have £8 less each week’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,481...Rich Britons retiring abroad are ‘cheating’ UK taxpayer of millions

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,480...Council’s £250,000 black hole and upset over foot-and-mouth bill

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,479...Cash machines stolen in Kent ram raid

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,478...Dive wife ‘killed by her husband’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,477...Warning on private pension choice

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,476...Thief embarrasses himself trying to steal cash

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,475...Man tries to fuel up for pennies — $10 worth

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,474...MEP arrested on fraud allegation

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,473...Man tries to rob convenience store with palm frond

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,472...Man holding hostage and demanding million yuan, is shot dead

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,471...“Stop being miserable” over food bills, house prices and pay rises

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,470...Police arrest the woman known as the “Botox Bandit”

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,469...£1bn deal to build 2012 Olympic Village venue faces collapse

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,468...Battle intensifies against fake yuan

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,467...Mexico freezes prices as food costs soar

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,466...HIV positive man protests against the high cost of HIV medicine

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,465...Britain is the world’s biggest arms exporter

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,464...Man shoots self dead while breaking into house

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,463...Woman caught smuggling 1kg of cocaine stashed under her wig

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,462...Test-drive bank robbery — with the salesman in the passenger seat

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,461...Former city worker accused of stealing $30,000 in meter money

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,460...Some petrol stations are saying no to credit cards

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,459...UK’s Real Cost of Living Index was 9.5 per cent over the last year

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,458...Man robs 12-year-old girl’s lemonade stand

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,457...DSS took teenager’s last £4.57 to pay for his funeral

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,456...Disabled armed robber jailed after trying to flee on zimmer frame

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,455...No staff? You still need a licence to play music to them

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,454...Six-year-old boy received a $600 credit card

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,453...Mum stabbed 100 times, and ten-year-old son’s head smashed in

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,452...Phuket: Clerk in bribe case to be summoned to court

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,451...Nevada’s brothels hit hard times

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,450...Governor of Bank of England has to write a letter of explanation

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,449...Woman shocked by £90m electricity bill

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,448...Police charged £125,000 for CCTV footage to stop bomb attack

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,447...Rural community has become the village of the scammed

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,446...Teenager keeps bullet lodged in head that police wanted removed

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,445...Lewis estate takes on 11-year-old in new battle of Narnia

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,444...British Gas officials tried to break into an OAP’s home by lying

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,443...Cyber-squatting postman cashes in on slow businessmen

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,442...CBI forecast: slow growth, price rises, job cuts

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,441...Town where cocaine is the only currency

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,440...Customers are still being ripped off by store cards

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,439...Aspiring teacher killed during robbery

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,438...Man using wheelchair accused of trying to steal $200 worth of meat

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,437...Banned cancer drugs better than NHS ones

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,436...Phuket: Crooked conductor caught in Mai Khao

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,435...Gas station clerk was executed during a robbery

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,434...Fifty police swoop on boy, 12, for taking £10 hanging out of ATM

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,433...12,000 Network Rail maintenance staff have gone on strike

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,432...Cuba’s state-run capitalist economy introduces bonuses

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,431...Gordon Brown accused of offering £1.2bn to win detention votes

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,430...Cemetery vases theft suspect arrested; more arrests expected

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,429...Playboy Prince Jefri goes on the run over missing £3 billion

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,428...Robbery suspect leaves license behind

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,427...Sanitation workers experience miracle at landfill site

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,426...BBC says $23bn lost, stolen or not properly accounted for in Iraq

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,425...Grandmother brutally murdered: Leeds woman given 20 years

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,424...Crumpled-up newspaper gun, and shirt half wrapped around face

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,423...Credit crunch creates coupon boom

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,422...UK unemployment rises by 38,000

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,421...Amy’s husband’s £20,000 offer to smash Pete Doherty to pieces

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,420...Officer who shot himself in the head had stolen money

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,419...Social Security now paying by debit card

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,418...Prince Charles pays off debt run up by King Charles II in 1651

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,417...Thousands facing negative equity

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,416...Bogus policeman testing cash for drug residue

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,415...Children in poverty up 100,000. Pensioners in poverty up 300,000

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,414...She borrowed £4,500 to make £33,000 — by killing her husband

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,413...Disabled parking ‘blue badges’ being sold on eBay for £5,000

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,412...Man mowing his lawn robbed of $26 at knifepoint

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,411...“Just trying to make some money” from chopping down maples

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,410...Phuket: Failure rate for Bangkok condos nears 50%

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,409...“Absolutely horrendous” producer price rises in the UK for May

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,408...Bogus callers ‘a daily scourge’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,407...Olive rustlers plague Australian farmers

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,406...Care for elderly and disabled is “coming apart at the seams”

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,405...Thieves target tractors for red diesel oil

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,404...Fuel truck driver fatally shot during robbery

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,403...Armed robbers beat 18-year-old with three-hole paper puncher

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,402...Man killed teenage boy for his gold necklace

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,401...Doctors’ anger at cruelty to patients who pay privately

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,400...Workers are being asked to take pay cuts of up to 40%

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,399...Two-year-old tots trot out business cards

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,398...Fraudsters hack into Home Office website

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,397...Boris uncovers Ken’s ‘wasted millions’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,396...One dead, one wounded in driveway shooting witnessed by kids

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,395...£86,000 to put concerns about chickens to Tesco shareholders

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,394...Homeless man spends $100 on printer to forge $90 to buy drugs

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,393...Repossessions swamp free lawyers

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,392...Grease is the word

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,391...Suing over cheque made out for “My Right Arm and Zero Dollars”

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,390...MP demands end to ‘landbanking’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,389...Wal-Mart employee stabbed at work

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,388...Man who got £90k disability benefits while playing football, jailed

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,387...Hoard petrol in jugs next to air conditioner. What happened next ?

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,386...Cameron tells MEP Den Dover to Ben Dover

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,385...Tory MEP Giles Chichester resigns after expenses scandal

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,384...Che’s children complain over father’s image being used for profit

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,383...Woman set petrol stations and Starbucks on fire over petrol prices

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,382...Woman gulps down the goods in jewelry theft

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,381...Clothing store owner shot and killed during an apparent robbery

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,380...Three men with guns and t-shirts on their heads

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,379...Phuket: Donations needed to pay medical bills for mugging victim

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,378...Police arrest Spiderman

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,377...Alleged thieves foiled by professional clown with toy revolver

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,376...Competition Commission slams payment protection industry

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,375...Stolen bank card used to fund Obama’s bid for the White House

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,374...Improvements at risk as Network Rail’s budget slashed by £3bn

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,373...Green statue of Jesus missing

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,372...Fake phone call fooled security guards in museum heist

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,371...Hundreds of motorbike riders protest over fuel prices

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,370...Woman charged after attempt to cash fake lottery ticket

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,369...Pet owners fear tough economic choices

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,368...UK roads ‘worse than 10 years ago’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,367...Barclaycard to axe jokes from adverts

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,366...Brazil inmate had $173,000 in his prison cell

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,365...‘Scarface’ couple charged over US drug ring

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,364...Bank robber holds gun backward during crime

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,363...Man, 71, and friend in wheelchair subdue suspect

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,362...Pizza shop owner killed; family nabs suspect

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,361...Son of multi-millionaire accused of forging father’s will

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,360...Police seize thousands of safe deposit boxes from vaults in London

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,359...Scrap metal thieves are stealing dog shit bins

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,358...Homeowners associations foreclosing on homes, before banks do

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,357...Money falls from the sky in Indonesia

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,356...Drivers putting less gas in tank, then running out

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,355...Barclays and RBS raided by OFT in loans probe

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,354...UK taxpayer funds Somali police for regime accused of war crimes

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,353...Global capitalism must spend $600bn a year to save the planet

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,352...Alleged robber attempts escape as penis is getting rotten in prison

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,351...Pray at the Pump group pleads for divine intervention

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,350...Murdered PC menaced man who owed husband’s escort agency

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,349...Drug smuggler’s Jesus Christ statue made of cocaine

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,348...Newsagent who confronted thieving knife thugs, shot dead

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,347...Man uses cartoon characters’ names to siphon thousands of dollars

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,346...Man, 79, jailed after forgetting to pay for an apple pie

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,345...Conman steals £244,000 of laptops by posing as delivery driver

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,344...Cornwall fuel protest causes road misery

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,343...Two men shot and killed in Wichita

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,342...Drivers getting cut off at the pump by $75 credit card limit

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,341...Boy allegedly spends counterfeit money; mom busted

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,340...Would-be thieves leave a note: “Fuck you and your safe”

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,339...Post mistress fights with robber armed with brick and iron bar

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,338...Robbers use womens’ thongs as masks

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,337...Mr Jones’ £1.3m jackpot was a case of cotton wool and paper

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,336...Woman accused of bribery hands out doughnuts at her trial

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,335...Burglars defeat Batman and grab Jade’s jewels

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,334...Homeless woman caught living in a closet

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,333...Renters being stung by foreclosures

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,332...Macmillan ignored concerns about smoking to protect tax revenues

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,331...Labour cash crisis could bankrupt party leaders

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,330...We are working 10 weeks a year just to pay our increased tax bill

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,329...Shopkeeper threatened with arrest for warning about wardens

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,328...Phuket: British Ambassador calls for better tourist safety

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,327...House price falls ‘accelerating’

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,326...Councils’ “highway robbery” from traffic and parking restrictions

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,325...Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,324...DVLA ‘made £3.4m from your calls’ says Which?

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,323...Special constable in debt murdered wife for £367,000 life insurance

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,322...Robber trained to use cash register so he could steal contents

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,321...Gas from god for $3.30

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,320...93-year-old woman beaten with vacuum cleaner and robbed of $5

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,319...Man places ad in newspaper: $5,000 for a wife

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,318...MPs demand 60% increase to £100,000 a year

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,317...Scrap metal hunter killed by train

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,316...Bank customers billed £165 for going £50 into the red

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,315...Invasion of the baby snatchers

Capitalist Money Madness™®© #5,008,314...British holiday couple caught with £1,000 fake cash in Turkey